Favorite Johnny Depp quotes, by Redfox:
Top Ten Quotes from JD characters
1. We cant stop here — this is bat country! (Raoul Duke)
2. Get me transvestites, I NEED transvestites! (Ed Wood)
3. Dont go! (Edward Scissohands)
4. Parlelow…perlelaaliiluu…..parsley, party… (Jack Sparrow)
5. [who are you travelling with?] -uhm…Nobody (William Blake)
6. Ahh, devil ether (Raoul Duke)
7. Why is the rum gone? But why is the rum gone? (Jack Sparrow)
8.There I was….mother of god, there I am ! (Raoul Duke)
9. If you take that crap and put a star in it, then you´ve got something. (Ed Wood)
10. Too weird to live, too rare to die (Raoul Duke)
From the movies in general (other chracters):
1. Who said anything about slicing you up? I just want to cut a little Z on your forehead (Dr. Gonzo)
2. You like pain? (Elisabeth Swann)
3. Fuck you! You come out here!/ I am just an ex-boogeyman (Bela Lugosi)
4. You’d have to be crazy on acid to think a joint looked like a goddamn cockroach! (Dr. Gonzo)
5. Stupid fucking white man (Nobody)
6. This is Edward who´s gonna LIVE with us !!!! (Peg Boggs)
7. [Sam: I love you.] — Joon: Me too! (from Benny & Joon)
8. No, you’re getting littler Gilbert. You’re getting littler, you’re shrinking! You’re shrinking Gilbert, you’re shrinking! Shrinking, shrinking, shrinking!(Arnie Grape)
9. Sweetheart, you can´t buy the necessities of life with cookies. You can´t buy a car with cookies. Am I right, Jim? (Bill Boggs)
10. Shoot! Fuck! Scag! Blood! Heroin! Rape! Cheap! Communist! (Gonzo)
Alcohol quotes from movies of Johnny Depp
1.Raoul Duke: The one that really worried me was the ether.
2. Raoul Duke: The devil ether
3. Raoul Duke: How about some ether?
4.Raoul Duke: We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers… Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls.
5. Raoul Duke: I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things.
6. Edward D. Wood, Jr.: What are you drinking, Bela? — Bela Lugosi: Formaldehyde!
7. Gonzo: Where’s the ether? This mescaline isn’t working.
8. Raoul Duke: Ether is the perfect drug for Las Vegas. In this town they love a drunk.
9. Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
10. Jack Sparrow: The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it, while listening to a proposition by the man who did the waking.
11. Raoul Duke: There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge.
12. Raoul Duke: Hell, I forgot all about this beer. You want one?
13. Raoul Duke: Ballantyne Ale?
14.Raoul Duke: Maybe so, but then why all this booze?
15. Raoul Duke.Three more rums. plenty of ice.
16. Elisabeth Swann: You spent three days lyeing on the beach, drinking RUM!
quotes by Johnny Depp associates:
1. Terry Gilliam: At least if we’re going to be fucked, let’s know we’re fucked ahead of time.
2. Tim Burton: People told me I couldn’t kill Nicholson, so I cast him in two roles and killed him off twice.
3. Christina Ricci: I like to believe in reincarnation. it is a good idea to recycle all of us.
4. Christopher Lee: "The number one actor in the world as far as I’m concerned is Johnny Depp. He’s not afraid of a challenge, he’s not afraid of anything."
5. Martin Landau: It was just terrible. But here was Lugosi: old, addicted, sick. Couldn’t take your eyes off him here in this terrible movie. He was fascinating and I became an enormous fan, and I said I want to do this guy justice."
6. Heather Graham: I gravitate to the rejects.
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